Welcome to Nursery Crimes

“Do they know they’re nursery characters?”

“I think sometimes they suspect, but for the most part they have no idea at all.”

–exchange between DS Mary Mary and DI Jack Spratt

Detective Inspector Jack Spratt gains a new partner and a new case. Someone has killed Humpty Stuyvesant Van Dumpty III, a “good egg”, and there and no clues. Can DI Spratt solve the case before the under-funded Nursery Crimes unit is disbanded?

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The Nursery Crime Series #1


Jasper Fforde


Viking/Penguin Group


Mystery, Fantasy, Humor,


Murder, Mystery, Nursery Rhymes, Nursery Characters, Humor, Crime Magazines, Popularity, Police Detectives (British), Spoof,


In the world of the Nursery Crimes series, police departments thrive and wither on the basis of the popular crime magazine publications of their successful detective cases. In Reading England, Chief Detective Inspector Friedland Chymes is something of a rock star with a tremendous number of solved cases turned into published stories while Detective Inspector Jack Spratt is not.

In the opening chapter, Superintendent Briggs explained it this way:

“Modern policing isn’t just about catching criminals, Mary. It’s about good copy and ensuring that cases can be made into top-notch documentaries on the telly. Public approval is the all-important currency these days, and police budgets ebb and flow on the back of circulation and viewing figures.”

When Detective Sergeant Mary Mary interviews for a job at Reading, she expected to be assigned to her hero, CDI Chymes. She got DI Spratt instead. Despite her disappointment, she makes the best of it — seeing it as a stepping stone to better detectives — and throws herself into the bizarre world of the Nursery Crimes Division.

Jack is just coming off a disappointing six month investigation into the murder of Mr. Wolff. The three pigs were found not guilty by a jury of their peers — all of whom were pigs.

No sooner is Mary Mary introduced to NCD than they catch the case of Humpty Stuyvesant Van Dumpty III — millionaire, philanthropist, minor nobility, ladies’ man, sometimes scoundrel and all around good egg — who was found shattered to death in front of a wall.

Was it an accident? Suicide? Or murder?

Jack Spratt and Mary Mary are on the case and before it ends, the Reading Police Department will be turned on their heads . . . maybe literally.


I took a little time off from reading horror and thriller novels to read a few humorous mysteries. The Spellman Files made me laugh out loud with ruckus good humor. Today’s book, The Big Over Easy, made me smile and chuckle a lot with its intelligent, low-key humor. I enjoyed both stories a lot.

Jasper Fforde has the ability to take unbelievable situations and fill them with humor and populate them with unusual, yet likable characters that you grow to care about. Under his spell craft, you become invested in these odd people as if they were your own friends.

This story is also a spoof of the popular mystery stories. Chief Detective Inspector Friedland Chymes is credited with solving a lot of mysteries and second in popularity to Detective Inspector Moose. His cases tend to be absurdly complicated affairs — the kind you’d expect Sir Arthur Conan Doyle to write if he took a hit of acid before picking up his pen.

In this book I found myself caught up in the mystery of who killed Humpty but also in finding out the rules of this world. I particularly enjoyed the fact that the nursery characters doesn’t always know what they are. That makes Jack’s job difficult. However, with the help of Mary, Mary and the rest of the off-beat Nursery Crime unit, he may just get to the bottom of the case yet.


Jack and Mary Mary only return for one more case . . . so far. The Fourth Bear by Jasper Fforde is a good follow-up to this one. You might also want to check out Fforde’s long running Thursday Next series starting with The Eyre Affair.

If you find yourself in the mood for more British humor with a fantastic edge, try Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.

The Series in Order:

  1. The Big Over Easy
  2. The Fourth Bear


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